Editorial Reviews. From Publishers Weekly. Sands’s delightful sixth visit with the Argeneaus Bite Me If You Can: An Argeneau Vampire Novel (Argeneau Vampires Book 6) – Kindle edition by Lynsay Sands. Download it once and read it on. Read Bite Me If You Can (Argeneau #6) online free from your iPhone, iPad, android, Pc, Mobile. Bite Me If You Can is a Romance novel by Lynsay Sands. Leigh was only a block and a half from home when she noticed the footsteps echoing her own. At first she didn’t think anything of it. This was Kansas. Nothing .
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One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage’s already been done.
She’s become one of them. Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over two thousand years, and there’s very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. The Leigh drops into his life.
Suddenly he finds himself craving coffee It’s Lucian’s job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have sanss wait!
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One of my very favorite things in books is when something sanss someone not human is sandss to “human”. If it’s written correctly, it will always be funny and endearing. This story did a good job with it. Lucian is over 2, years old and really has no idea. He lost his humanity so long ago that he doesn’t even know it’s gone.
If not giving a shit was money, he’d be a billionaire. Wait, that’s not my favorite analogy. Money is fine, but still. Okay, if not giving a shit was c ,e of my very favorite things in books is when something or someone not human is trying to “human”. Okay, if not giving a shit was chocolate, he’d be my favorite person ever.
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Lucian gets stuck taking care of a newbie vampire, Leigh, and he treats her like an unwanted red-headed step-child at first. He literally puts in ear plugs while she is screaming in pain so that he’ll be more comfortable.
He also tries to feed her dog food because he has no idea that people won’t eat it. In other words, he’s a heartless bastard. The problem is that Leigh likes Lucian and he starts to like her too.
It’s like his heart grew three sizes that day, ala Grinch. Lucian, are you there? Look it up It’s not like men do that. They never name their penis.
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That would be weird. The Penis Name Book: There are even name books for the peen. This book has a 4. Obviously, this is serious business. Also, just sadns when you are thinking of writing a book and wonder if you could ever get published: Anyway, enough penis talk.
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I can’t believe you guys are making me talk about something so embarrassing! This book was one of the better ones of the series. There were plenty of laughs and both of the main characters were likable.
View all 26 comments. Nov 01, Shannon Giraffe Days rated it really liked it Shelves: This story centres on Lucian, the twin brother of Jean-Claude, Marguerite’s deceased husband making Lucian the uncle of Lucern etc. He’s one of the “original” immortals, and has lived for over two thousand years. He’s on the Council and hunts down rogue vampires.
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It’s while he’s on the hunt for another ancient vampire, Morgan, who has started his own “nest”, that he encounters Leigh. Morgan has just turned her but she hasn’t yet gone through the painful process when Lucian grudgingly rescues This story centres on Lucian, the twin brother of Jean-Claude, Marguerite’s deceased husband making Lucian the uncle of Lucern etc.
Morgan has just turned her but she hasn’t yet gone through the painful process when Lucian grudgingly rescues her. He’s not happy about it, though. He tries to dump her on Margeurite but she’s off to Europe, leaving him at her home in Toronto with her massive mastiff Julius. He can’t get any of his relatives to help him except to offer advice he doesn’t want to hear, and it doesn’t help that they all think Leigh is his life mate and he hasn’t been laid since Alexander the Great’s wedding.
And on top of all that, Morgan’s coming for Leigh. This is more serious in tone than some of the others in this series, but it still has moments of making me laugh out loud.
Lucian, the sexy beast, is now my favourite Argeneau vampire, and I will quite happily be re-reading this one! So at this point I think I can safely wash my hands off this series.
I think I’ve read. But now this feels like another one of those stand-alone series where if you’ve read one you’ve read them all. Don’t get me wrong it’s not badly written and the characters are always endearing but they seem pretty interchangeable now. So I read this cause Addie H’s review showed up on my wall and it has all these wonderful excerpts and well, I just couldn’t resist.
Plus Jilly loved i So at this point I think I can safely wash my hands off this series. Plus Jilly loved it and that’s all the thought I need to put in that decision. It was a good way to pass the time. I wish all the characters loads of happiness and say Goodbye. Though I might drop by to read Thomas’s story cause I know how terribly he’s waiting to meet his mate. Well now, what do you know. Turns out I’ve already read Thomas’s book. Way back in And yup, you guessed it, no clue what happened.
Guess it really is for the best that I stop now: Lucian is such a tough guy but to see his character bei Lucian is over 2, years old and really has no idea. Lucian is such a tough guy but to see his character being completely lost with how to perform simple everyday tasks was endearing. There is not a lot of action to this story as it is most focused on the relationship between Lucian and Leigh. As far as a PNR goes this is a very sweet, romantic, and funny story.
I love Lucian and Leigh as a couple. One, because Lucian turned out to be the marshmallow Rachell called him, of course after trying to dump the poor woman on everyone he could get his hands on. Two, Leigh wasn’t the snippy crying woman you’d expect a newly turned and almost rogue vampire to be.
As she is always described, she was the peaceful self all along. He seems like such a tough guy from others POV and he starts out really tough. He falls for Leigh and it’s hilarious. Both characters are pretty funny. In this story Lucian Argeneau meets his match in a bar owner from Kansas. The whole family gets involved to get him his HEA. Except Marguerite who is surprising absent, but in her one cameo does manage to try to play matchmaker over the phone The story opens with Leigh Gerard walking home from work at about 5: Lucian is one crusty character.
Leigh was much to easy on him but as the book goes on he becomes much more human and the message that a lifemate can make a leopard change his spots came through loud and clear. I look for to his appreances in further books. I am started to warm up to LS’s style of writing but admit to finding them a slow start.
One of my very favorite things in books is when something or someone is not human is trying to be “human”.